Hello, Imaginary Audience! Long time no see.
Actually, never mind. I’m not even going to pretend that I don’t neglect this blog. I don’t write here very often, and when I do, I’m in a very sleep deprived state (in other words, right now.) Although, I should really start writing here again. How else am I going to retire into luxury on a throne built entirely of Google AdSense dollars?
At this point in my life, I don’t really know what I’m doing. I don’t know where my life is going. All I know is that I’m going somewhere. I’ll just have to wait and see where that somewhere takes me.
A majority of my time is spent playing video games with a group of online friends and making old movie references that only the 20-something-year-old leader of the group understands. For example, "All talk and no games makes Finn a dull boy."
That’s a pretty… shining quote, wouldn’t you say? Heh? Heh? HEH?!
I usually end up stumbling into bed in the early hours of the morning. I might go to sleep at 11 PM if I’m not feeling very dangerous.
'Cuz, you know, I'm a bad boy and all. I have a computer and some video games and… no? I have misinterpreted what “bad boy” means in the minds of my generation's teenagers? Oh. I see.
I still have a computer and video games. Now that I’ve announced that to the world I expect women to be lining up at my door aaaaaaany second now.
Also, I don’t really know what I’m going to do in terms of a career path (or life goals and motivation, for that matter.) I’d much rather work from home than have to drive somewhere every day. I have two main reasons for this:
- My dad’s hatred of other drivers has evolved into my hatred of other drivers. ”C’mon, dude! You can’t do that! Use your damn blinker!”
- Human interaction is difficult.
Like I said, I’m going somewhere. Where that somewhere is? Hell, I don’t know. I’m blogging to an Imaginary Audience! You can’t expect me to know what I’m doing with anything, let alone the direction of my life and where I’ll be in the future!
You’re killin’ me, Smalls!